Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Bringing Sexy Back

That's right.  We're bringing sexy back.  If the concept of what is romantic is personal for people, "sexy" is something a lot us won't touch with a ten-foot-pole (if you thought that was a pun, you have a dirty, dirty mind... and we seriously need to hang out more).

But why is this, I ask?  "Sexy" does not always equal "dirty" (although it's super fun when it does).  In fact, I think if more people got in touch with their inner "sexy beast", the world would be a far better- or at least more interesting- place.

So, go ahead!  Live a little, and no, not by wearing your favorite bustier to work (I expect pictures if you do).  Fill out the list!  What does "sexy" mean to you? (I'm serious about those pictures...)

The Laura Oliva "Sexiest Ever" List:

In General
Sexiest Flower:
Sexiest Color:
Sexiest Instrument:
Sexiest Artist:
Sexiest Author (don't worry; you don't have to say it's me!):

At The Table
Sexiest Place To Eat:
Sexiest Alcoholic Drink:
Sexiest Nonalcoholic Drink:
Sexiest Dinner:
Sexiest Dessert:

On Site
Sexiest Architectural Style:
Sexiest City:
Sexiest Country:
Sexiest Locale:
Sexiest Time of Day:
Sexiest Landscape:

In The Closet
Sexiest Type Of Clothing:
Sexiest Shoe Style:
Sexiest Material:
Sexiest Lipstick Color:
Sexiest Hairstyle:
Sexiest Jewel/Stone:
Sexiest Type of Jewelry (necklace, bracelet, earrings, etc.):

Keeping Busy
Sexiest Sport:
Sexiest Dance:
Sexiest Position (don't pretend like you have to think about it):
Sexiest Hobby:
Sexiest Car:

My Answers

In General
Sexiest Flower:  orchid
Sexiest Color:  black
Sexiest Instrument:  tenor saxaphone
Sexiest Artist: Tamara de Lempicka
Sexiest Author (don't worry; you don't have to say it's me!):  Sherrilyn Kenyon 

At The Table
Sexiest Place To Eat:  bed
Sexiest Alcoholic Drink:  good bourbon
Sexiest Nonalcoholic Drink:  Lapsang Suchong
Sexiest Dinner:  steak (hey, if you're a carnivore, you're a carnivore)
Sexiest Dessert:  dark chocolate mousse

On Site
Sexiest Architectural Style:  art deco (seriously; just look it up)
Sexiest City:  Rio de Janiero (sorry, Paris)
Sexiest Country:  Brazil
Sexiest Locale:  city
Sexiest Time of Day:  nighttime
Sexiest Landscape:  the desert (just think of what you could do with all that nothing around!)

In The Closet
Sexiest Type Of Clothing:  tuxedo (sexy on a man, sexier on a woman)
Sexiest Shoe Style:  classic stiletto heels (not those weird versions they put out now)
Sexiest Material:  leather
Sexiest Lipstick Color:  red
Sexiest Hairstyle:  whatever a woman knows looks good on her; "generic" hairstyles aren't sexy!
Sexiest Jewel/Stone:  black pearls
Sexiest Type of Jewelry (necklace, bracelet, earrings, etc.):  low-hanging pendant

Keeping Busy
Sexiest Sport:  fencing
Sexiest Dance:  tough, since dancing is inherently sexy, but... salsa
Sexiest Position (don't pretend like you have to think about it):  cowgirl
Sexiest Hobby: fine cigars (note: hobby, not addiction)
Sexiest Car:  any of the classic muscle cars (vavaVOOM, baby!)

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